Illegal Immigrants

They come over here, with their ways

Not like ours, peaceful and kind

Committing crimes and stealing our wears

We never do that, God forbid.


Dancing when they feel like it

We stay at home

With their funny hair, never comb

We dress properly, like you should.


Always out drinking, never at work

We just plod on digging the dirt

Jumping around not a care in the world

We on the other hand behaving legally.


Funny you should say that

I heard they open pubs, hang bunting, cheer  their Monarch, shout loud, shoplift, do a runner, 

When in Spain…..


S. Monaghan Feb. 2023

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